Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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