i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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