i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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