Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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