im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
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