Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
you inspire me to be a worse person
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
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