Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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