I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I know her cup size but not her name....
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