Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
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