she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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