there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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