i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
it was like having sex with a tree stump
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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