Will you blow on my dice?
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
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