Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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