she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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