She said her name was "party"
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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