i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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