They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Help. Why am I so naked?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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