what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
this just has baby written all over it
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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