Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
