there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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