Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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