she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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