Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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