Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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