Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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