How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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