Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
Randomize
