Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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