idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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