If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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