She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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