i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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