I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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