If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Randomize
