Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Randomize
