He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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