he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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