I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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