My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
