I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
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