I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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