I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
She swung at the pinata with crutches
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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