That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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