scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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