All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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