Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
