Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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