im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
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