Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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